Rule #1 // Accidental Voice
Oct. 29th, 2009 06:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
forthetwinkies[The communicator sputters to life; a loud groan is heard.] Jesus, Columbus, next time aim a little closer to my goddamn face, will ya? Gonna blow through a door, might as well fucking blast through everyone in the fucking way, huh? I swear, you have got one of the lousiest--
What the hell...? [The feed picks up the crunch of gravel as he picks himself up slowly off the ground and takes a few steps.]
Oh great. Just wonderful. I'm just crying with happiness, that's how fucking wonderful this is. You'd think it'd be enough if the world went to zombie hell in a handbasket, but no, now we gotta have fucking unreal illusions in our goddamn amusement parks, even in overpriced, piece-of-shit snack stores. FUCK YOU, PACIFIC PLAYLAND. [Commence tantrum; the speaker crunches from sound overload.] WHAT'S A MAN GOTTA DO TO GET HIS FUCKING [A loud, hollow sound: he's accidentally kicked the communicator.]--the hell is this?
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What the hell...? [The feed picks up the crunch of gravel as he picks himself up slowly off the ground and takes a few steps.]
Oh great. Just wonderful. I'm just crying with happiness, that's how fucking wonderful this is. You'd think it'd be enough if the world went to zombie hell in a handbasket, but no, now we gotta have fucking unreal illusions in our goddamn amusement parks, even in overpriced, piece-of-shit snack stores. FUCK YOU, PACIFIC PLAYLAND. [Commence tantrum; the speaker crunches from sound overload.] WHAT'S A MAN GOTTA DO TO GET HIS FUCKING [A loud, hollow sound: he's accidentally kicked the communicator.]--the hell is this?
[ooc: fff almost forgot; tags may be a bit slow]
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Date: 2009-10-30 12:59 am (UTC)voice
Date: 2009-10-30 01:05 am (UTC)Okay. Lemme get this straight. I end up in some fucking wasteland, and the first words outta this thing are 'are you alright'? Now, question for you: do you think I'd be alright?
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Date: 2009-10-30 01:21 am (UTC)voice
Date: 2009-10-30 01:28 am (UTC)Wanna tell me what the hell's going on?
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Date: 2009-10-30 01:34 am (UTC)You've been taken from your world and deposited on this one, named Fortuna. If you had any special abilities, they've been "sealed" with a chip that was implanted in you. Right now, if you don't have any weapons on you, you should find someplace safe.
Oh! And here's a map of Discedo (http://i42.tinypic.com/104oyf5.jpg), the city we're in. Electricity is spotty, most food is canned or fresh game, but there's running water, at least.
That's at least enough to get you started. You should try to find a free apartment and get yourself situated. Might be here for a while!
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Date: 2009-10-30 01:37 am (UTC)[This is a low whistle.] ...Talk about the "magic word".
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Date: 2009-10-30 01:39 am (UTC)voice
Date: 2009-10-30 01:44 am (UTC)And like hell you're a ninja.
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Date: 2009-10-30 01:48 am (UTC)Nope, pretty sure I'm a ninja. Last time I checked, anyways.
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Date: 2009-10-30 06:03 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2009-10-30 03:19 am (UTC)Welcome to Discedo? And...did you say zombies?
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Date: 2009-10-30 04:16 am (UTC)You fucking bet I said zombies.
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Date: 2009-11-01 02:13 am (UTC)Now...zombies? Do you mean here? Because you should run from those, they have this scream and... I've been wanting to examine one for awhile now, I'm really not sure how it works, but they can freeze you you see. Amazing show of adaption, I really wonder what could possibly have caused such a thing in their evolution! I might never know, but it's fun to think about, hm!
Oh, but you should avoid the zombies, yes.
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Date: 2009-10-30 07:27 am (UTC)