Rule #2 // Text

[forthetwinkies]

So this thing zaps you good if you don't do something with it every once in a while? What a load of bull. Guy's trying to get out there, concentrate on surviving, finding himself a goddamn house, and he's gotta keep up with social networking? Thought that was some fad for nosy teenagers and moms who had nothing better to do.

Well here's my fucking post. If there was a suggestion box for this piece of shit I'd write something like this and drop it in.

'Fuck off and let people live, for Christ's sake.'

I think that gets to the point pretty quick, right?

Comments

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[tetsuzansen.livejournal.com]

Fucking annoying, isn't it?

As if this place wasn't shitty enough.

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[forthetwinkies.livejournal.com]

What? Feels like home to me--except for the words. Nope, they don't make the cut at all.

[asymmetriphobic.livejournal.com]

The shocks are frustrating, yes, but these devices are good for keeping in touch. It normally happens after two weeks of not saying anything, if you're wondering a specific amount.

[forthetwinkies.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good for when you need 'em, but that's not gonna be clockwork, is it? Unless you're that kind of pansy.

[asymmetriphobic.livejournal.com]

It's just something you have to live with.

[forthetwinkies.livejournal.com]

Hm, yeah, guess I could. Little shock therapy never hurt anyone. Good for stimulating the old gray matter.

[asymmetriphobic.livejournal.com]

[Snerk.]...shock therapy. Good name for it.

[forthetwinkies.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

[dontcallmegol.livejournal.com]

It's not so bad if you've got people you want to talk to. Keeping them updated on if you're alive is one way to keep this thing happy.

[forthetwinkies.livejournal.com]

Just my luck, then. That counter's at empty.

[dontcallmegol.livejournal.com]

It's never too late to make some friends.

Names Ace. You are?

[forthetwinkies.livejournal.com]

And if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

You can call me Tallahassee.

[dontcallmegol.livejournal.com]

Tallahassee? Interesting name.

Nice to meet you.

[forthetwinkies.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm sure.

Just charmed.

[dontcallmegol.livejournal.com]

Whoa, easy on the enthusiasm there pal.

Try not to be so happy will you?

[forthetwinkies.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking I smell me some sarcasm there.

[dontcallmegol.livejournal.com]

Maybe?

What does sarcasm smell like?

[priceoftruth.livejournal.com]

Nice piece of advice, there.

[forthetwinkies.livejournal.com]

I like to think I'm one of those self-help guys sometimes. You know, a real pal who gives you a prod now and then.